{"id":985,"date":"2020-04-28T20:03:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T20:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/?p=985"},"modified":"2020-04-28T20:03:47","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T20:03:47","slug":"lifes-a-bitch-and-then-one-kills-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"Life\u2019s A Bitch And Then One Kills You"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<h4>2020 Official Selection: Narrative Short Film &#8211; Comedy<\/h4>\n<p>A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party.<\/p>\n<p>Director(s): Alan Wood<br \/>\nWriter(s): Alan Wood<br \/>\nProducer(s): Alan Wood, Meleta McHarlin<br \/>\nCast: Dana Weddell, Kevin Nelson, Lindsay Plake, Nate Leykam, Allison Scarlet Jaye, Quinton Guyton, Cece Trask<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1162\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1162\" style=\"width: 711px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1162\" src=\"https:\/\/filminvasionla.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Life_s-A-Bitch-Cast-Alan-Wood.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"711\" height=\"400\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1162\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/filminvasionla.com\/2020-festival\/2020-official-selections-films\/\">Return to 2020 Official Selections \u2013 Films<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Source: FILA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2020 Official Selection: Narrative Short Film &#8211; Comedy A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Director(s): Alan Wood Writer(s): Alan Wood Producer(s): Alan &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/?p=985\" class=\"read-more\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Life\u2019s A Bitch And Then One Kills You&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":986,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-film-invasion-l-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeffhoward.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}